My name is Ned. I live a simple life, I wake pies and make the dead... That was creepy... I make pies and wake the dead
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luckpushedme:

 

Chuck’s heart sank, seeing the expression on the pie makers face. “I’m sorry, were you expecting someone else?”

The door pressed against his shoulder, keeping it so the shorter could see— an advantage of being this tall. Now he had to think fast, he couldn’t have her spoil the… what he was hiding. “No. Yes… sorta?” His head tilted slightly before he turned a bit to look back inside the room. He seemed nervous, and a bit surprsed, but why should he be surprised? It was normal for Chuck to come over, especially if he was home. “I’m a little busy but, if you wait just a moment…” And with that he sank back in the apartment, closing the door so he could rush around and clean up what mess of a surprise he was working on for Chuck.

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Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

  • "My parents know."
  • "Don’t go."
  • "You’re under arrest."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "Make me."
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "I didn’t do it."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "Marry me?"
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "You owe me."
  • "Just relax."
  • "I already regret this."
  • "Where are my clothes?"
  • "You could have killed someone!"
  • "I think I broke it."
  • "Do you love me?"
  • "We need to talk."
  • "Never again."
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "How drunk are you right now?"
  • "Well that was unexpected."
  • "Have you ever even done this before?"
  • "I just want to cuddle."
  • "I can’t even look at you."
  • "What happened to you?"
  • "Don’t you dare."
  • "I missed you."
  • "This stays between us."
  • "I need a hug."
  • "I could kill you!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "You’re so weird."
  • "Why are you wearing that?"
  • "You coward."
  • "You’re all out of ____."
  • "You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
  • "I think I’m forgetting something."
  • "This seems familiar."
  • "You lied to me!"
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "Is that my shirt?"
  • "Where did you find this?"
  • "Explain yourself."
  • "Where were you?"
  • "You drive me crazy!"
  • "I think I’m falling in love with you. "
  • "Are you even listening to me?"
  • "Just leave me alone."
  • "I need a drink."
  • "What were you thinking?"
  • "I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
  • "I’m going to be sick."
  • "For you, I would _____"
  • "Just what did we do last night?"
  • "Give it back."
  • "I have to go."
  • "Shut up and listen."
  • "Do you remember this?"
  • "Want to hear a secret?"
  • "Take responsibility."
  • "Don’t look at me like that."
  • "Give me another chance."
  • "Don’t you dare come near me!"
  • "What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
  • "You mean everything to me."
  • "Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
  • "What are you afraid of?"
  • "I miss you so very much."
  • "No, that can’t be my baby."
  • "Just five more minutes."
  • "No! You can’t die on me now!"
  • "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
  • "Put. The. Weapon. Down."
  • "What are we doing here?"
  • "Do you trust me?"
  • "That sounds painful."
  • "Are you even listening to yourself?"
  • "I’m not speaking to you anymore."
  • "I can’t believe you missed that."
  • "That was a bad plan."
  • "That looked easier on TV."
  • "I’ve never heard that one before."
  • "I didn’t know you could do that."
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sonofthearrow whispered:   
  "THIS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE, CAN IT?"

"I don’t want to speak too soon but I’m pretty sure it can always get worse— let’s just hope it wont!"image

1 month ago  2:34    1 NOTES    reblog

"Not you…"

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genrexnut whispered:   
  "Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you."

"I used to think that too. That it would be easier to just stay out of it, do myself a favor and stay alone for the rest of my life because it seems it’s the only thing that works most of the time. What was the point in getting your heart broken over and over again? I used to think— why do we let ourselves go that far, knowing the outcome might be bad. Why do we love? I realized we love because we can, and there’s always a point, good or bad, it teaches us to grow— maybe a little faster than we should, and a little prickly than before but in the end, when we find someone— it makes everything worth it."image

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shewalksbetweenworlds whispered:   
  "The human world... it's a mess."

"Would you really expect anything less?"image

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lxdyvulcan whispered:   
  {Text} I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy - also, for future reference, hide that in your sock drawer and not under your pillow next time. [wOW hello old friend]

[ RE: ] Oh god, What did you find???

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lxdyvulcan whispered:   
  "And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever."

"Ever?"image

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defenderrosetyler whispered:   
  "And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever."

"Did you know it only takes one broken promise for the average person to not trust anyone for a very long time?"image

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